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Old 12 May 2006, 02:09 AM   #1
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Interesting Facts

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohamed.

3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

10. People say, "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond.

11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.Except our JJ who is very fluent in sheep.


13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front l legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
of the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Answer. - All invented by women.

18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer. - Honey

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.Luck bast@rds

21. All polar bears are left-handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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Old 12 May 2006, 02:34 AM   #2
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Old 12 May 2006, 02:39 AM   #3
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I've heard of several of these in the past, and you're right, as silly as I may have looked, I tried to lick my elbow
Now Craig just think of the options,if you was as well endowed as Paulie.
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Old 12 May 2006, 02:42 AM   #4
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3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

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Okay...

#3. North America and South America are continents, no?

#26. I thought it was public speaking?

#29. I hope my tax dollars didn't fund that research grant.
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People can like there elbows.
Guiness gets numerous people daily trying to enter the book with this one.
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Old 12 May 2006, 04:33 AM   #7
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Great info, Padi....but I still can't lick my elbow. And hey, JOHN, he said "lick" not "like", ya tosser!!
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Great info, Padi....but I still can't lick my elbow. And hey, JOHN, he said "lick" not "like", ya tosser!!
I quite like my elbows... very useful inventions. I just can't lick them, despite my freakishly long tongue.
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I quite like my elbows... very useful inventions. I just can't lick them, despite my freakishly long tongue.
LOL! Actually, my post was directed at Launch Mini (John)!! I always prefer to call you "Johnny"!
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