Ring,ring

[figbo]

**Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**


**"Hello?'**




**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**






**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**






**After a brief pause,**






**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**






**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now.'**






Brief Pause.





**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**





**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**






**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**






**'I did it, Daddy.'**






**'And what happened, honey?' **





'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**








**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**








**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**








**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**








**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.**








**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**








*****Long Pause*****









*****Longer Pause*****









*****Even Longer Pause*****








**Then Daddy says,**








**'Swimming pool? ...........**








**Is this 486-5731?'*








**No, I think you have the wrong number....... *

[eric23]

Good One!

[Greenring]

[MrRetep]

lol Very Nice

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[JJ Irani]

[Dalton]

I saw a frech shortfilm with this topic.pretty funny.