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padi56 · 15 May 2006, 07:11 PM

What sort of pisser are you ?
EXCITABLE - Runs in, grabs for zipper, zipper is stuck; finally gets it down, finds shorts have twisted around his leg, can't find hole, rips button off in rage, pisses in pants.
SOCIABLE - Joins a friend in a piss whether he has to or not.
CROSS-EYED - Looks in one on left, pisses in one in middle, flushes one on right.
NOSEY - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
TIMID - Cannot urinate when someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he has already used it, sneaks back later.
INDIFFERENT - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
CLEVER - No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor.
WORRIED - Is not sure of what he has been into lately; makes quick inspection.
FRIVOLOUS - Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries to hit fly, never grows up.
ABSENT-MINDED - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
DISGUSTED - Stands for a while, gives up, walks out, goes a few paces, turns and charges back. Doesn't make it.
SNEAKY - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will be blamed.
CHILDISH - Looks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.
PATIENT - Stands for a very long time, reads paper with free hand.
DESPERATE - Waits in long line, teeth grinding, pisses in pants.
EFFICIENT - Waits until he has to shit and then does both jobs at once.
TOUGH - Bangs penis against side of urinal to dry it.
FAT - Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, misses, pisses on shoes.
LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns.
DRUNK - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.

AJC · 15 May 2006, 09:17 PM

JJ Irani · 16 May 2006, 04:39 AM

Frivolous!!

C.J. · 16 May 2006, 04:54 AM

edt

mailman · 16 May 2006, 08:19 AM

You forgot the snow pisser. Tries to write his name in the snow

JJ Irani · 16 May 2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

You forgot the snow pisser. Tries to write his name in the snow

In your case, with the d**k, I guess!!

mailman · 16 May 2006, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

In your case, with the d**k, I guess!!

padi56 · 16 May 2006, 07:31 PM

15 May 2006, 07:11 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Having A Leak. What sort of pisser are you ? EXCITABLE - Runs in, grabs for zipper, zipper is stuck; finally gets it down, finds shorts have twisted around his leg, can't find hole, rips button off in rage, pisses in pants. SOCIABLE - Joins a friend in a piss whether he has to or not. CROSS-EYED - Looks in one on left, pisses in one in middle, flushes one on right. NOSEY - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed. TIMID - Cannot urinate when someone is watching. Flushes urinal as if he has already used it, sneaks back later. INDIFFERENT - All urinals being used, pisses in sink. CLEVER - No hands, shows off by fixing tie, looks around, pisses on floor. WORRIED - Is not sure of what he has been into lately; makes quick inspection. FRIVOLOUS - Plays stream up and down and across urinal, tries to hit fly, never grows up. ABSENT-MINDED - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants. DISGUSTED - Stands for a while, gives up, walks out, goes a few paces, turns and charges back. Doesn't make it. SNEAKY - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will be blamed. CHILDISH - Looks directly into bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble. PATIENT - Stands for a very long time, reads paper with free hand. DESPERATE - Waits in long line, teeth grinding, pisses in pants. EFFICIENT - Waits until he has to shit and then does both jobs at once. TOUGH - Bangs penis against side of urinal to dry it. FAT - Has to back up and take a long blind shot at urinal, misses, pisses on shoes. LITTLE - Stands on box, falls in, drowns. DRUNK - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 May 2006, 04:39 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Frivolous!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

16 May 2006, 04:54 AM	#4
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	edt __________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there Last edited by C.J.; 25 May 2006 at 05:46 AM..

16 May 2006, 08:19 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	You forgot the snow pisser. Tries to write his name in the snow __________________ JJ

16 May 2006, 07:31 PM	#8
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 May 2006, 09:17 PM	#2
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