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padi56 · 19 May 2006, 12:07 AM

George Bush wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for another hard days talking bollox and bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks "By god, George, you're looking good this morning." He admires the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath. "Feeling good too" he notes.

Sitting at breakfast Laura says "You're looking really good this morning George""I feel good too." responds Bush.
"But you're not smelling too good dear." comments Laura

Bush takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You're right there." he says worriedly "I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his coffee and heads for his private office.

"Good morning." he grins at his secretary.
"Yes its a beautiful morning" she replies "and you're looking really good.""Why thank you I feel good too." replies George flexing his arms."Oh Mr Bush!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!"

Worried, Bush visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says "I look good and feel good but I smell awful!"The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through... "Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..."

"Ah .. that's it George I have the answer ... You're a CU#T"

19 May 2006, 12:36 AM

Barbara... which George Bush is this about

padi56 · 19 May 2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Atomic

Barbara... which George Bush is this about

Wrong Bush wife sorry, but he was just same,and she was
the guilty one for producing such a A/H in the first place.

JJ Irani · 19 May 2006, 04:32 AM

George recently made another big boo-boo by calling the PM of Australia "bald" and not so good looking.

mailman · 19 May 2006, 09:13 AM

padi56 · 19 May 2006, 06:21 PM

George has made so many huge boo boos.

AJC · 19 May 2006, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

George recently made another big boo-boo by calling the PM of Australia "bald" and not so good looking.

One shouldn't get into trouble for telling the truth.

19 May 2006, 12:07 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,248	Looking Good George. George Bush wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for another hard days talking bollox and bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks "By god, George, you're looking good this morning." He admires the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath. "Feeling good too" he notes. Sitting at breakfast Laura says "You're looking really good this morning George""I feel good too." responds Bush. "But you're not smelling too good dear." comments Laura Bush takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You're right there." he says worriedly "I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his coffee and heads for his private office. "Good morning." he grins at his secretary. "Yes its a beautiful morning" she replies "and you're looking really good.""Why thank you I feel good too." replies George flexing his arms."Oh Mr Bush!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!" Worried, Bush visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says "I look good and feel good but I smell awful!"The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through... "Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..." "Ah .. that's it George I have the answer ... You're a CU#T" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 May 2006, 04:32 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,317	George recently made another big boo-boo by calling the PM of Australia "bald" and not so good looking. __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

19 May 2006, 09:13 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: BLNR Posts: 35,566	__________________ JJ

19 May 2006, 06:21 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,248	George has made so many huge boo boos. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 May 2006, 12:36 AM	#2
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	Barbara... which George Bush is this about

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