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figbo · 22 October 2008, 10:16 PM

Two old guys, one 87 and one 90, were sitting on their usual park bench
one morning. The 90-year-old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath.

The 87-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
did to have so much energy.

The 90-year-old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 87-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves . . . By the time you get to the 5th
loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody in the world knows about this
shit but me!"

eric23 · 23 October 2008, 12:52 AM

toph · 23 October 2008, 12:53 AM

Latrodectus · 23 October 2008, 02:42 AM

JJ Irani · 23 October 2008, 03:00 AM

limbo · 23 October 2008, 06:50 AM

golfball123 · 23 October 2008, 10:49 AM

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 09:05 PM

22 October 2008, 10:16 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Rye bread Two old guys, one 87 and one 90, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 90-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 87-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 90-year-old said "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies." So, on the way home, the 87-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you have any rye bread?" She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" He said, "I want 5 loaves. She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves . . . By the time you get to the 5th loaf, it'll be hard." He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody in the world knows about this shit but me!"

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