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figbo · 21 October 2008, 05:41 PM

three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna.

Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound.

The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped.
The Others Looked At Her Questioningly.

'that Was My Pager , She Said.

I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.'

A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang.

The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear.

When She Finished, She Explained,

'that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A Microchip In My Hand.'

The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech.

Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive.

She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom.
She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End.

The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her.

The Older Woman Finally Said ........ ' Well, Will You Look At That...

I'm Getting A Fax ' !!

Troy · 21 October 2008, 10:57 PM

Rolexitis · 21 October 2008, 11:12 PM

That's hilarious

eric23 · 21 October 2008, 11:55 PM

JJ Irani · 22 October 2008, 02:37 AM

ratae1950 · 22 October 2008, 05:13 AM

Rofl!

limbo · 22 October 2008, 05:51 PM

golfball123 · 23 October 2008, 10:57 AM

Latrodectus · 23 October 2008, 11:00 AM

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 09:07 PM

21 October 2008, 05:41 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Keeping up with technology three Women, Two Younger, And One Senior Citizen, Were Sitting Naked In A Sauna. Suddenly There Was A Beeping Sound. The Young Woman Pressed Her Forearm And The Beep Stopped. The Others Looked At Her Questioningly. 'that Was My Pager , She Said. I Have A Microchip Under The Skin Of My Arm.' A Few Minutes Later, A Phone Rang. The Second Young Woman Lifted Her Palm To Her Ear. When She Finished, She Explained, 'that Was My Mobile Phone, I Have A Microchip In My Hand.' The Older Woman Felt Very Low-tech. Not To Be Out Done, She Decided She Had To Do Something Just As Impressive. She Stepped Out Of The Sauna And Went To The Bathroom. She Returned With A Piece Of Toilet Paper Hanging From Her Rear End. The Others Raised Their Eyebrows And Stared At Her. The Older Woman Finally Said ........ ' Well, Will You Look At That... I'm Getting A Fax ' !!

21 October 2008, 11:12 PM	#3
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