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astcell · 26 October 2008, 12:25 AM

...for he has never told Bubba the secret....

JimSnyder · 26 October 2008, 12:27 AM

to find Bubba sitting on his newly acquired lake frontage clutching his Wii controller in his hand...

toph · 26 October 2008, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

...for he has never told Bubba the secret....

that he loves playing computer games so when he shows up ..

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Originally Posted by JimSnyder

to find Bubba sitting on his newly acquired lake frontage clutching his Wii controller in his hand...

Hi is as happy as watching his beloved , relegation theatened football team, win a game. but that is not all....

astcell · 26 October 2008, 12:54 AM

...hidden cameras are all over the house...

toph · 26 October 2008, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

...hidden cameras are all over the house...

and Jim was demanding to see the tapes of ....

JimSnyder · 26 October 2008, 01:03 AM

Home Improvment, all 8 seasons

...link enclosed(how else did you think he learned to do all that work at the lake house) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 01:33 AM

Next to the house was an eerie figure, partially concealed by the fence. Only part of his face was visible but there was no doubting it was that master of disguise and mentor to the unfortunate, Wilson!!

Wilson looked at the pathetic figure of Jim and took pity on him. "Jim lad, what ails you?" asked Wilson.
"You think more of the tool man Larry than you do of me." Replied Jim.
"I think more of my King Dick socket set than you." Replied Wilson.

astcell · 26 October 2008, 01:54 AM

Then, a sheep bleated.

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 02:03 AM

There was someone in the bushes playing the Shaun the Sheep Bleat Box game.

Link to game

Tools · 26 October 2008, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

There was someone in the bushes playing the Shaun the Sheep Bleat Box game.

Link to game

Apparently he was unable to overhear the three wolves in sheep's clothing planning something dastardly for Uncle AJ for posting a link to that hilarious and revolting sheep bleat game..

but we digress............

what looked innocently like bushes were really..........

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 02:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Apparently he was unable to overhear the three wolves in sheep's clothing planning something dastardly for Uncle AJ for posting a link to that hilarious and revolting sheep bleat game..

but we digress............

what looked innocently like bushes were really..........

...........JJ's discarded toupees.....

astcell · 26 October 2008, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

...........JJ's discarded toupees.....

...with labels saying "Made in Malaysia." This really meant...

toph · 26 October 2008, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

...with labels saying "Made in Malaysia." This really meant...

he was apparantly not who we all thought he was- in fact he.......

astcell · 26 October 2008, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

he was apparantly not who we all thought he was- in fact he.......

...wasn't even a HE!

toph · 26 October 2008, 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

...wasn't even a HE!

This even surprised those that know him best and this begs the question as to why Bubba , Jimbits and the mysterious JJ are so often caught skyping together (even before its dark).....

Tools · 26 October 2008, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

...wasn't even a HE!

Perhaps, it was rumored, because of an earlier wood-pile incident, that the individual in question could possibly be a she..ep...

Or, perhaps not, in any event.......

toph · 26 October 2008, 03:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Tools

Perhaps, it was rumored, because of an earlier wood-pile incident, that the individual in question could possibly be a she..ep...

......

farmer who has been known to care for his pet sheep very well, and it has even been rumoured maybe just a little too well...

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by toph

farmer who has been known to care for his pet sheep very well, and it has even been rumoured maybe just a little too well...

Baa - ing any more evidence we will give him the benefit of the doubt. This may stop him bleating for a while.

astcell · 26 October 2008, 03:54 AM

Then suddenly and without warning....

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by astcell

Then suddenly and without warning....

JJ flashed before my eyes.
"You can get arrested for that." said the voice of Jocke.

astcell · 26 October 2008, 04:04 AM

But for the punishment to fit the crime, the sentence would be very small indeed.

toph · 26 October 2008, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

JJ flashed before my eyes.
"You can get arrested for that." said the voice of Jocke.

'but this is NZ!!' exclaimed a defiant JJ, Sheep are treated like equals!! Is this illegal elsewhere?.....

away36 · 26 October 2008, 04:10 AM

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'but this is NZ!!' exclaimed a defiant JJ, Sheep are treated like equals!! Is this illegal elsewhere?.....

...which left everyone wondering if JJ was planning to practise this activity other places!

redshirt1957 · 26 October 2008, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

...which left everyone wondering if JJ was planning to practise this activity other places!

and while plying his trade in the dark and deep recesses of Bubba, out of no where it was heard an exclamation of..."DAMN I can see ManHole 76's feet and I'm halfway home"......

C. Davidson · 26 October 2008, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

and while plying his trade in the dark and deep recesses of Bubba, out of no where it was heard an exclamation of..."DAMN I can see ManHole 76's feet and I'm halfway home"......

...when all of a sudden and without notice, JJ ran away shouting as loud as he could, yelling on the top of his lungs "...

jdc · 26 October 2008, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

and while plying his trade in the dark and deep recesses of Bubba, out of no where it was heard an exclamation of..."DAMN I can see ManHole 76's feet and I'm halfway home"......

singing sweet home alabama, JJ withdrew from the situation trying to keep his dignity in tact, only for Bitsy to jump into the void rubbing further hurt by singing her favourite Weather Girls song..... Its raining men

Uncle-AJ · 26 October 2008, 12:26 PM

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singing sweet home alabama, JJ withdrew from the situation trying to keep his dignity in tact, only for Bitsy to jump into the void rubbing further hurt by singing her favourite Weather Girls song..... Its raining men

The rain quickly turned to snow and it was raining snowmen. Bitsy fumbled inside her handbag (purse for you colonials) and found that withered piece of mistletoe she had been keeping for such an occasion............

Alcan · 26 October 2008, 12:39 PM

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Bitsy fumbled inside her handbag (purse for you colonials) and found that withered piece of mistletoe she had been keeping for such an occasion............

...... and was instantly transformed into a Genie stuck in a bottle..............

Tools · 26 October 2008, 01:35 PM

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...... and was instantly transformed into a Genie stuck in a bottle..............

But, fortunately, it was a bottle of 25 year old Scotch, so it was likely that RockRolex woud be along shortly to pop that cork and............

unclesallie · 26 October 2008, 01:52 PM

at the same time, across a time warp in a universe far far away, on the wings of huge griffins rode............

26 October 2008, 12:25 AM	#31
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	...for he has never told Bubba the secret.... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 12:27 AM	#32
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,729	to find Bubba sitting on his newly acquired lake frontage clutching his Wii controller in his hand... __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

26 October 2008, 12:54 AM	#34
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	...hidden cameras are all over the house... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 01:03 AM	#36
JimSnyder "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Real Name: Jim Snyder Location: Ohio Watch: Ask me later..... Posts: 7,729	Home Improvment, all 8 seasons ...link enclosed(how else did you think he learned to do all that work at the lake house) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Home_Improvement __________________ "You ain't lived, 'til you've had your tires rotated by a red-headed women."

26 October 2008, 01:33 AM	#37
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Next to the house was an eerie figure, partially concealed by the fence. Only part of his face was visible but there was no doubting it was that master of disguise and mentor to the unfortunate, Wilson!! Wilson looked at the pathetic figure of Jim and took pity on him. "Jim lad, what ails you?" asked Wilson. "You think more of the tool man Larry than you do of me." Replied Jim. "I think more of my King Dick socket set than you." Replied Wilson. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 October 2008, 01:54 AM	#38
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Then, a sheep bleated. __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 02:03 AM	#39
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	There was someone in the bushes playing the Shaun the Sheep Bleat Box game. Link to game __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 October 2008, 03:54 AM	#49
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Then suddenly and without warning.... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 04:04 AM	#51
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	But for the punishment to fit the crime, the sentence would be very small indeed. __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

26 October 2008, 01:52 PM	#60
unclesallie "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Real Name: dan Location: Pennsylvania Watch: keystone pocket Posts: 5,917	at the same time, across a time warp in a universe far far away, on the wings of huge griffins rode............

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