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figbo · 24 October 2008, 06:21 AM

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, " Bicycles."
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JJ Irani · 24 October 2008, 06:21 AM

gtbike72 · 24 October 2008, 06:28 AM

Bicycles

Latrodectus · 24 October 2008, 06:55 AM

eric23 · 24 October 2008, 07:23 AM

Rolexitis · 24 October 2008, 08:23 AM

Bisquitlips · 24 October 2008, 12:20 PM

golfball123 · 24 October 2008, 01:41 PM

Art161 · 24 October 2008, 09:31 PM

swatty · 25 October 2008, 06:49 PM

Greenring · 26 October 2008, 03:16 AM

Reminds me of our Congress...

limbo · 26 October 2008, 06:37 AM

ROLEX MAN · 26 October 2008, 07:20 PM

That was great!

TDH · 27 October 2008, 02:39 PM

24 October 2008, 06:21 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Mexican smugler Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," says Juan. The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle. This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico. "Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?" Juan sips his beer and says, " Bicycles." __________________

24 October 2008, 06:21 AM	#2
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