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Earl · 24 May 2005, 11:53 PM

Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England?
A. Yes, it comes after the third of July!

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 Just one!

Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
A. 12, all of them!

Q. How many outs are there in an inning?
A. 6, three per side!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Rockrolex · 25 May 2005, 02:31 AM

Those are what we used to call groaners.

Earl · 25 May 2005, 03:11 AM

soooooori NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bisquitlips · 29 October 2008, 03:53 AM

eric23 · 29 October 2008, 05:40 AM

Latrodectus · 29 October 2008, 06:29 AM

good ones, all of them

limbo · 29 October 2008, 09:41 AM

golfball123 · 29 October 2008, 10:23 AM

24 May 2005, 11:53 PM	#1
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,615	Don't Assume Q. Is there a Fourth of July in England? A. Yes, it comes after the third of July! Q. How many birthdays does the average man have? A. 1 Just one! Q. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28? A. 12, all of them! Q. How many outs are there in an inning? A. 6, three per side! Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? A. No - because he is dead! Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking..... Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? A. 2, you took them, remember?

29 October 2008, 03:53 AM	#4
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25 May 2005, 02:31 AM	#2
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 38,138	Those are what we used to call groaners.

25 May 2005, 03:11 AM	#3
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