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hsfrank · 16 January 2018, 12:42 AM

FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up ...so she took them home and ate them.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.

MonBK · 16 January 2018, 01:23 AM

Haha..:)

Tmac478 · 16 January 2018, 04:28 AM

good one....

mjclark32 · 16 January 2018, 04:33 AM

Hahaha

BBL · 16 January 2018, 11:31 AM

yannis · 16 January 2018, 03:38 PM

superstarmar · 16 January 2018, 03:51 PM

excellent

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DCgator · 20 January 2018, 08:37 PM

Haha

SemperFi · 21 January 2018, 01:39 AM

Touché

Doctor1 · 31 January 2018, 07:24 AM

Lol��

16 January 2018, 12:42 AM	#1
hsfrank "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Herbert Frank Location: Middletown,De Watch: President Posts: 1,641	The blonde and the Lawyer FROZEN CRABS AND THE BLONDE FLIGHT ATTENDANT A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ...so she took them home and ate them. There are two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. __________________ Time and Tide wait for no man Rolex Cellini 4133 Tudor North Flag HERS: Rolex TTDJ

16 January 2018, 04:33 AM	#4
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