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jdc · 29 October 2008, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

....and everyone instinctively knew that the Mailman had dragged him in....kicking and screaming.....and late.....

suddenly James Bond came to the rescue, Mailman had to think fast if he was going to live, "what's the time" he sneered at James. James rolled up his sleeve to reveal his Omega.......... he knew the game was up as Mailman whipped out his Rolex and fired off a salvo of " there's only one Bond Mr Daniel Craig". The final insult. It was all over for Mr Bond.

astcell · 29 October 2008, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

suddenly James Bond came to the rescue, Mailman had to think fast if he was going to live, "what's the time" he sneered at James. James rolled up his sleeve to reveal his Omega.......... he knew the game was up as Mailman whipped out his Rolex and fired off a salvo of " there's only one Bond Mr Daniel Craig". The final insult. It was all over for Mr Bond.

Mailman patted his Rolex and Walther PPK, then went to put on his tuxedo.

Incurable · 29 October 2008, 09:02 AM

Fortunately for Bond, several females were present when Mailman 'whipped out the goods' and the resulting laughter all but drowned out the attempted 'slap-down' leaving both parties wondering what was so funny...

Meanwhile, back in the sheep pasture...

away36 · 29 October 2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Incurable

Fortunately for Bond, several females were present when Mailman 'whipped out the goods' and the resulting laughter all but drowned out the attempted 'slap-down' leaving both parties wondering what was so funny...

Meanwhile, back in the sheep pasture...

...a bewildered JJ pondered the missing sheep, and the sudden appearance of dozens of crop circles....

astcell · 29 October 2008, 09:42 AM

...shaped like GMT bezels...

jdc · 29 October 2008, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by away36

...a bewildered JJ pondered the missing sheep, and the sudden appearance of dozens of crop circles....

was it possible, could the crop be moving........The Day of the Corndogs" was amongst us

toph · 29 October 2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

was it possible, could the crop be moving........The Day of the Corndogs" was amongst us

what do you think JJ?, asked a somewhat sheepish Jim Snyder from behind a bush..

Incurable · 29 October 2008, 10:49 AM

Pondering this quizzical occurance, the children of the corndog snickered behind the nearby Bitzy bushes knowing much more than JJ could imagine...

Launch Mini · 29 October 2008, 10:54 AM

was that Mel Gibson hiding in the shed, was he behind this kaos?..
Have another drink, he said....

JimSnyder · 29 October 2008, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Launch Mini

was that Mel Gibson hiding in the shed, was he behind this kaos?..
Have another drink, he said....

It's a "DAMN SHAME" that Jim Snyder had to spend 2 hours in court today only to be told he will have to have another court date and a 3rd day off work all because the Ohio BMV screwed up!!

....... But then Mel could relate to this because he to had had a runin with the Law after a few drinks and....

Leighton · 29 October 2008, 03:02 PM

.... then Bubba began his dissertation on the similarity of crop circles to manhole covers...

Uncle-AJ · 29 October 2008, 03:41 PM

Bubba, having seen more manhole covers than I've had hot dinners, is a leading expert on the subject.

astcell · 29 October 2008, 03:47 PM

Speaking of leading experts, guess who just walked in!

Uncle-AJ · 29 October 2008, 04:00 PM

It was TR, he'd been dragged, kicking and screaming, away from the "Three word thread" by......

unclesallie · 29 October 2008, 08:36 PM

Adrian and Robert, who holding him, as best they could, tried to restrain him from heading into the cold night where JJ and Bubba had already disappeared, on their way to......

toph · 29 October 2008, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by unclesallie

Adrian and Robert, who holding him, as best they could, tried to restrain him from heading into the cold night where JJ and Bubba had already disappeared, on their way to......

Disneyworld. After going to every Rolex AD, Sheep field and Pumpkin patch, this was the only......

away36 · 29 October 2008, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by toph

Disneyworld. After going to every Rolex AD, Sheep field and Pumpkin patch, this was the only......

...time Away36 felt truly reckless and pondered the possibility of locking herself in the shed with both Mel Gibson AND the drink.....

Jimbits76 · 29 October 2008, 08:54 PM

Walmart to pick up some twinkies, because bubba really loved sucking the cream from the middle of a ....

toph · 29 October 2008, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by away36

...time Away36 felt truly reckless and pondered the possibility of locking herself in the shed with both Mel Gibson AND the drink.....

that Mel had actaully finished before they even got to the shed, Old habits die hard Nancy thought, but there must be a way to get more drink.....

Uncle-AJ · 29 October 2008, 09:59 PM

because they were confused about what was going on...................

toph · 29 October 2008, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

because they were confused about what was going on...................

in the world- I mean Mel Gibson in NZ with crop circles, can it be real....

redshirt1957 · 29 October 2008, 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by toph

in the world- I mean Mel Gibson in NZ with crop circles, can it be real....

but it became a very sad day as Bubba finally told ManBoby76 that GMT did not stand for Gay Man's Toy, so off with his head was said with JimmyJr69 yanking like a redneck at a tractor pull.....

DSJ · 30 October 2008, 12:34 AM

upon arrival to Disneyland, that magical, mystical place, the learned that standing in line for hours on end IS a good use of money and time, particularly when within earshot of the many well-known musical pieces. They suddenly burst into song:

it's a world of laughter, a world or tears
its a world of hopes, its a world of fear
theres so much that we share
that its time we're aware
its a small world after all

its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small world after all
its a small, small world

There is just one moon and one golden sun
And a smile means friendship to everyone.
Though the mountains divide
And the oceans are wide
It's a small small world...

jdc · 30 October 2008, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DSJ

It's a small small world...

..................in the Emerald city. Bitsy remarked to Toto " I don't think we are in Kansas anymore"

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by jdc

..................in the Emerald city. Bitsy remarked to Toto " I don't think we are in Kansas anymore"

With dogged determination Toto barked up the wrong tree.

toph · 30 October 2008, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

With dogged determination Toto barked up the wrong tree.

And within the blink of an eye Bubba Hilton , Paris's older brother, had traded him for a pink chihauau

jdc · 30 October 2008, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

With dogged determination Toto barked up the wrong tree.

Dorothy and Toto soon realised they too were barking up the wrong tree with Bitsy and Bubba. They left them at the Pink Parrot and journeyed onto........

Uncle-AJ · 30 October 2008, 01:18 AM

...the magic roundabout..........

jdc · 30 October 2008, 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

...the magic roundabout..........

time for bed said Bitsy to Bubba

astcell · 30 October 2008, 01:24 AM

Bubba inquired, "Buy me a few drinks first!"

29 October 2008, 09:02 AM	#93
Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	Fortunately for Bond, several females were present when Mailman 'whipped out the goods' and the resulting laughter all but drowned out the attempted 'slap-down' leaving both parties wondering what was so funny... Meanwhile, back in the sheep pasture... __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

29 October 2008, 09:42 AM	#95
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	...shaped like GMT bezels... __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

29 October 2008, 10:49 AM	#98
Incurable "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Pat Location: PNW Watch: your P's and Q's Posts: 2,549	Pondering this quizzical occurance, the children of the corndog snickered behind the nearby Bitzy bushes knowing much more than JJ could imagine... __________________ Rolex GMT Master II 16710 (Blk/Blk) Rolex Explorer 114270 Sinn 356 Sa Flieger Limes Endurance 1Tausend Too many others... #2592 It may seem like I'm doing nothing but, at a cellular level, I'm actually quite busy...

29 October 2008, 10:54 AM	#99
Launch Mini "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Real Name: John Location: Canada, eh Watch: can I? Posts: 6,240	was that Mel Gibson hiding in the shed, was he behind this kaos?.. Have another drink, he said.... __________________ Something witty to go here. Member # 293

29 October 2008, 03:02 PM	#101
Leighton "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Leighton Location: So. California Watch: SS GMT IIc Posts: 1,366	.... then Bubba began his dissertation on the similarity of crop circles to manhole covers... __________________ GMT MASTER II 116710N

29 October 2008, 03:41 PM	#102
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	Bubba, having seen more manhole covers than I've had hot dinners, is a leading expert on the subject. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

29 October 2008, 03:47 PM	#103
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Speaking of leading experts, guess who just walked in! __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

29 October 2008, 04:00 PM	#104
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	It was TR, he'd been dragged, kicking and screaming, away from the "Three word thread" by...... __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

29 October 2008, 08:36 PM	#105
unclesallie "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Real Name: dan Location: Pennsylvania Watch: keystone pocket Posts: 5,917	Adrian and Robert, who holding him, as best they could, tried to restrain him from heading into the cold night where JJ and Bubba had already disappeared, on their way to......

29 October 2008, 08:54 PM	#108
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Walmart to pick up some twinkies, because bubba really loved sucking the cream from the middle of a ....

29 October 2008, 09:59 PM	#110
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	because they were confused about what was going on................... __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

30 October 2008, 12:34 AM	#113
DSJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: David Location: USA Watch: your step! Posts: 7,882	upon arrival to Disneyland, that magical, mystical place, the learned that standing in line for hours on end IS a good use of money and time, particularly when within earshot of the many well-known musical pieces. They suddenly burst into song: it's a world of laughter, a world or tears its a world of hopes, its a world of fear theres so much that we share that its time we're aware its a small world after all its a small world after all its a small world after all its a small world after all its a small, small world There is just one moon and one golden sun And a smile means friendship to everyone. Though the mountains divide And the oceans are wide It's a small small world... __________________ Rolex. The Rolex of watches. 16570 Expy2 Noir, 116710 GMT Master II, 2552.80 SMP

30 October 2008, 01:18 AM	#118
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	...the magic roundabout.......... __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

30 October 2008, 01:24 AM	#120
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Bubba inquired, "Buy me a few drinks first!" __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

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