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5 February 2018, 07:28 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Real Name: El Raf-O
Location: florida
Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega
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Daughter's birthday.
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?" The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95". The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?" The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's b@!!&.
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5 February 2018, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Kingstown
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Ain't that the truth.
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5 February 2018, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
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OMG Raf, as a divorced man that had me roaring, ahhh and maybe crying a bit too.
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5 February 2018, 01:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2016
Real Name: Allan
Location: Little Red Dot
Watch: Still Looking....!
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7 February 2018, 07:36 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Alex
Location: Chicago
Watch: AP,PP, Rolex
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Ha!
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8 February 2018, 01:45 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2016
Real Name: Michael
Location: USA
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lol
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8 February 2018, 01:48 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2017
Location: Dorset
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Been there but I kept me Balls ......
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8 February 2018, 01:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Real Name: Bob
Location: U.S.A.
Watch: 1655
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8 February 2018, 01:59 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Real Name: Yannis
Location: Europe
Watch: maniac
Posts: 9,070
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hahahaha
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8 February 2018, 06:20 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2015
Location: Florida
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Oh, how I wish it wasn't so.
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8 February 2018, 06:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: North Carolina
Watch: DD 118206
Posts: 1,858
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He he! LOL!
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