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Old 31 October 2008, 02:16 AM   #1
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Investment Tips for 2008



With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Brothers and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America, this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.



Watch for these consolidations later this year:



Investment Tips for 2008



1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge and become Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.



2.) Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Zesta Crackers join forces and become Poly, Warner Cracker.



3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become MMMGood.



4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become ZipAudiDoDa.



5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become FedUP.



6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become Fairwell Honeychild.



7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become PouponPants.



8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
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Old 31 October 2008, 06:48 AM   #3
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