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Old 30 October 2008, 01:26 PM   #1
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The Little Boy

One day a little boy gets home early from school. As he puts his key in to unlock the door, he thinks he hears something inside. As he enters the house, he hears loud voices yelling, screaming and cursing.

He runs to his parent’s room to see his daddy on top of his mommy and he asks “Daddy what’s wrong with mommy ?!! His dad replies, “Get back, Get back !!! and go to your room, your mother is having a seizure and I’m holding her down !!!

The little boy goes to his room and thinks nothing of it.

Several weeks later, the little boy gets home from school early again. As he approaches his house, he sees a mail truck outside. He puts his key in to unlock the door and he hears his mother yelling, screaming and cursing. As he goes to his room, he looks in his parents room and sees the mailman on top of his mother. He thinks nothing of it.

Later that day, the boy’s father gets home and asks his son, “Heeey son, how was your day, today?” the little boy says he had fun at school, he had pizza for lunch, his class went to the play ground and he met some new friends. The little boy began to walk away and paused for a second and says “Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I got home from school early today and mommy had another one of those seizures, but don’t worry because the mailman held her down”.
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Old 30 October 2008, 01:32 PM   #2
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Old 30 October 2008, 04:18 PM   #3
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