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Sprta · 1 March 2018, 11:40 PM

Older men have different priorities...

A 74 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”

littleolemoi · 1 March 2018, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Sprta

Older men have different priorities...

A 74 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her.

After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”.

Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is.

“You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman.

He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly:

“Paint my house.”

Toooo, toooo funny!!!!!!

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MonBK · 2 March 2018, 12:59 AM

Haha..:)

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superdog · 2 March 2018, 02:30 AM

lmao. this is amazing!!!!

BBL · 2 March 2018, 02:53 AM

Well - perfect trade!!

Hahahaaa

Bluside · 2 March 2018, 08:43 AM

dualcarb · 2 March 2018, 10:01 AM

lol

swatty · 2 March 2018, 11:12 AM

SemperFi · 2 March 2018, 12:28 PM

Good one.

floraneg · 3 March 2018, 05:36 AM

Funny

CPRWATCH · 3 March 2018, 05:53 PM

If I was only that lucky , I would even wash her brushes

machob55 · 6 March 2018, 09:56 AM

That's too funny

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newbee1 · 28 March 2018, 02:44 AM

Too good!!!!!!!!

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1 March 2018, 11:40 PM	#1
Sprta "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: USA Posts: 457	Older Men Have Different Priorities Older men have different priorities... A 74 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is so attractive that he just can’t take his eyes off her. After a short while the girl notices him staring, and approaches him. Before the man has time to apologize, the girl looks him deep in the eyes and says to him in a sultry tone: “I’ll do anything you’d like. Anything you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn’t matter how extreme or unusual it is, I’m game. I want $100, and there’s another condition”. Completely stunned by the sudden turn of events, the man asks her what her condition is. “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The man takes a moment to consider the offer from the beautiful woman. He then whips out his wallet and puts 10 $10 bills in her outstretched hand. He then looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly: “Paint my house.”

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