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figbo · 4 December 2008, 08:10 PM

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful
parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that
this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it
says some pretty vulgar stuff."

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird
anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and
waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

"New house, new madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought "that's really not so bad."

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and
said, "New house, new madam, new girls."

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh
about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been
raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Wayne came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Wayne!"

alohanakoni · 5 December 2008, 12:29 AM

Rolexitis · 5 December 2008, 01:04 AM

UH OH!

toph · 5 December 2008, 01:05 AM

JJ Irani · 5 December 2008, 02:42 AM

Greenring · 5 December 2008, 03:14 AM

limbo · 5 December 2008, 05:09 AM

Sprung!

SPORTSFAN · 5 December 2008, 06:56 AM

DDastady · 5 December 2008, 07:20 AM

Latrodectus · 6 December 2008, 10:42 AM

4 December 2008, 08:10 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	New parrot A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad." When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband Wayne came home from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Wayne!"

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