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Old 5 December 2008, 12:57 AM   #1
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Do you have wood?

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Old 5 December 2008, 12:58 AM   #2
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Old 5 December 2008, 05:47 AM   #3
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Old 6 December 2008, 05:29 AM   #4
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Old 6 December 2008, 05:30 AM   #5
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Old 6 December 2008, 05:43 AM   #6
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Old 6 December 2008, 05:47 AM   #7
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For international members in the US "wood" or having "wood" is a euphemism for an erection. I think some people might be missing this. Then again maybe not.
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Old 6 December 2008, 06:12 AM   #8
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For international members in the US "wood" or having "wood" is a euphemism for an erection. I think some people might be missing this. Then again maybe not.
yeah, someone got it. thank you!
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Old 6 December 2008, 06:39 AM   #9
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i sell viagra flooring, with a company slogan of " get laid by us"
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Old 6 December 2008, 07:33 AM   #10
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For international members in the US "wood" or having "wood" is a euphemism for an erection. I think some people might be missing this. Then again maybe not.
Yes, we have seen Beavis and Butthead.



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Old 6 December 2008, 07:54 AM   #11
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For international members in the US "wood" or having "wood" is a euphemism for an erection. I think some people might be missing this. Then again maybe not.
Some folks might get splinters
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Old 6 December 2008, 10:03 AM   #12
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Old 6 December 2008, 12:59 PM   #15
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If this was posted as a joke, it clearly missed the mark.
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Old 6 December 2008, 01:19 PM   #16
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Old 6 December 2008, 01:23 PM   #17
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Thank you for your thoughtful and intuitive post, Stan.
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