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9 August 2005, 09:16 PM
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The correct way to come home drunk......
Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs,get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes Up, and yells at me for staying out so late."
His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works Every Time!!  
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9 August 2005, 09:21 PM
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9 August 2005, 09:23 PM
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  Nice one Adrian
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10 August 2005, 04:27 AM
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Now that's "reverse psychology" when you need it!!
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25 November 2008, 12:48 PM
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let me bump this up since it's a very useful tip for everyone
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25 November 2008, 01:13 PM
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Scientific tests prove this method works 98.9% of the time.
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25 November 2008, 02:03 PM
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25 November 2008, 02:36 PM
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Fantastic
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25 November 2008, 02:41 PM
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Thats Great!!!
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25 November 2008, 04:41 PM
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Good tip. I'll try that next time I get home from a night out.
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25 November 2008, 05:36 PM
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Good one
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25 November 2008, 10:14 PM
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25 November 2008, 10:49 PM
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26 November 2008, 01:40 AM
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funny one!
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26 November 2008, 01:44 AM
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99 out of a hundred aint bad.
Just make sure the shotgun is under lock and key for number 100. |
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21 December 2008, 08:47 AM
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Aint it the truth!
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22 December 2008, 05:41 AM
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Rofl
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24 December 2008, 11:14 PM
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