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Old 13 September 2018, 09:59 AM   #1
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Bill Gates

So Bill Gates wanders in to an Apple store in a hat and sunglasses to check out the competion.
While there, He has to fart very badly and just lets it rip... Apple saleswoman calls him out on it and he simply says, “it would be great if you had Windows here.”
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Old 13 September 2018, 10:51 AM   #2
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Old 13 September 2018, 10:59 AM   #3
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Old 13 September 2018, 12:27 PM   #4
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Old 13 September 2018, 12:36 PM   #5
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Old 13 September 2018, 12:47 PM   #6
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This ^^
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Old 13 September 2018, 01:24 PM   #7
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Old 13 September 2018, 02:08 PM   #9
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Old 13 September 2018, 05:33 PM   #10
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Ahh like a technology dad joke. Still worth a chuckle either way LOL!
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Old 13 September 2018, 05:40 PM   #11
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Old 13 September 2018, 05:43 PM   #12
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Old 13 September 2018, 09:19 PM   #13
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Old 15 September 2018, 12:23 AM   #14
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Hahahaha good one!
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