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mailman · 10 January 2009, 09:37 PM

After their 11th child, a South Carolina couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in South Carolina) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'

The South Carolinian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , West Virginia and Washington , DC .

Prince · 10 January 2009, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

...This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , West Virginia and Washington , DC .

LMAO - Well, at least Florida isn't on that list!

figbo · 11 January 2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

LMAO - Well, at least Florida isn't on that list!

JJ Irani · 11 January 2009, 04:07 AM

Trying to picture our Bubba going through those motions!!

xtra3cats · 11 January 2009, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Trying to picture our Bubba going through those motions!!

Same thing I have in mind.

captain_rossco · 11 January 2009, 04:18 AM

Love it!

Bisquitlips · 11 January 2009, 04:59 AM

No friggin' way!

This is exactly what my doctor told me to do!

limbo · 11 January 2009, 07:02 AM

Alan111 · 11 January 2009, 09:46 AM

hahahahahahahahahahah

:r ofl:

redshirt1957 · 11 January 2009, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Trying to picture our Bubba going through those motions!!

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Originally Posted by xtra3cats

Same thing I have in mind.

I forgot to drink the beer before putting the cherry bomb in.

On a side note I did date a girl with a cherry bomb and still have break outs once or twice a month for the last 40 years.

JF23 · 11 January 2009, 10:53 AM

Oh man, that was hilarious!

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I forgot to drink the beer before putting the cherry bomb in.

On a side note I did date a girl with a cherry bomb and still have break outs once or twice a month for the last 40 years.

Too much...too much

Latrodectus · 11 January 2009, 12:23 PM

ROLEX MAN · 11 January 2009, 01:44 PM

oh dear!!

meloncap78 · 11 January 2009, 01:49 PM

swatty · 11 January 2009, 01:56 PM

bodybump · 11 January 2009, 03:27 PM

vapalux · 12 January 2009, 12:14 AM

:r ofl:

Si

JJ Irani · 12 January 2009, 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by redshirt1957

I forgot to drink the beer before putting the cherry bomb in.

On a side note I did date a girl with a cherry bomb and still have break outs once or twice a month for the last 40 years.

SPORTSFAN · 12 January 2009, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Prince

LMAO - Well, at least Florida isn't on that list!

Florida would be on my list.....................I have been called a F*%$"£%%g Redneck on 4 seperate occasions....

Regards Mike.

10 January 2009, 09:37 PM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,502	Redneck Vasectomy After their 11th child, a South Carolina couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in South Carolina) light it, put it in a beer can(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.' The South Carolinian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.' 'Trust me,' said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! '1' '2' '3' '4' '5' ( you'll love this...) At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee , Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Alabama , West Virginia and Washington , DC . __________________ JJ

11 January 2009, 04:07 AM	#4
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