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27 February 2019, 10:08 AM
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2025 Rolex SubTT Bluesy Pledge Member
Join Date: Jun 2008
Real Name: John
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I used to date a girl...
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye.
Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time. I used to date a girl with x-ray vision. Turns out she was seeing somebody behind my back. I used to date a girl with a glass eye. She didn't tell me about it, it just came out in conversation. Several reasons we broke up... - We didn't see eye to eye on most things - She found someone else who caught her eye. - I couldn't turn a blind eye to her adultery. My friends asked did we patch things up, or am I seeing other people now? I didn't think the conversation would be great, but it turned into quite a spectacle. 
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27 February 2019, 10:09 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2015
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27 February 2019, 10:10 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Clive
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27 February 2019, 12:25 PM
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TRF Moderator & 2025 SubTT Patron
Join Date: Apr 2012
Real Name: Tim
Location: Pennsylvania
Watch: 14060M
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27 February 2019, 12:30 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Jun 2018
Real Name: Jim
Location: LA
Watch: BLNR
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And life goes on...
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28 February 2019, 08:31 PM
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2025 TitaniumYM Pledge Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
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I think
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28 February 2019, 08:36 PM
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2025 Rolex SubTT Bluesy Pledge Member
Join Date: Nov 2006
Real Name: Eddie
Location: Australia
Watch: A few.
Posts: 38,228
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You are too kind Peter.
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28 February 2019, 09:14 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Mar 2018
Real Name: Larry
Location: Finger Lakes
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I used to date a girl with a lying eye.
Turns out her smile was a thin disguise. [. . . w/apologies . . . . ] |
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28 February 2019, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2017
Location: Nunya
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I used to date a girl...
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I guess by now she has realized.. |
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28 February 2019, 10:07 PM
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2025 Rolex SubTT Bluesy Pledge Member
Join Date: Jul 2013
Real Name: Brian (Mickey)
Location: canada
Watch: es make me smile
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My wife enjoys that kind of humor
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