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Goodwatch · 1 January 2009, 04:27 AM

Dear friends,

Because we are slowly nearing the years’ end, I want to thank all that have sent me e-mails this past year.

First of all thanks to the one who sent me the e-mail about the fact that rat’s piss is made to use the glue on envelopes, now I have to use a wet sponge with every letter I want to seal!

All my life savings are gone because I gave it all away after receiving the e-mail about that very ill child, I guess you know the one, who’s dying for the 1,387,667th time in hospital.

But my luck will change very soon now, when I receive the $15,000 from Bill Gates and Microsoft because of my participation in their special e-mail project. Also I will receive the half of $7,000,000 I will get from a Nigerian bank clerk because one of my namesakes there was suddenly killed in a tragic car accident.

Nor need I worry about my soul, I have 363,214 little angels taking care of me.

I also learned that my prayers are only heard if I send my e-mails to seven friends whilst a make a wish within 5 minutes. I also stopped drinking Coke because it dissolved coins and removes tough stains.

I will never go to a gas station anymore without a friend accompanying me so that no crazy axe-killer will sneak on the back-seat while I’m pumping gas. And no free samples in shopping malls because they are made to drug people so that they can be robbed or raped.

No more phone calls for me! Because when I answer my phone, someone will ask my to dial in #198# and after that I will receive the mother of all phone bills with calls to Nigeria, Tajikistan and Jamaica!

If you don’t pass this message through to 144,000 other people, a huge bird with a diarrhoea problem will land on your head and all the flies in your neighbourhood will pay you a long visit.

BTW, do you know that after long research, a South African scientist has discovered that people of low IQ that haven’t had sex in a long time always keep clutching their mouse while they read their messages!

Don’t let go of that mouse now, it’s too late anyway!

A happy 2009!

JF23 · 1 January 2009, 04:34 AM

Goodstuff Frans!

Rockrolex · 1 January 2009, 04:36 AM

And a very Happy New Year to you, too, Frans.

figbo · 1 January 2009, 05:52 AM

I'm glad those e-mails changed your life!

Happy New Year!

Latrodectus · 1 January 2009, 06:12 AM

Frans, that is our technical email life

JJ Irani · 1 January 2009, 09:28 AM

You are a funny tosser, Frans.....but a tosser nevertheless!!

Happy New Year to you and your loved ones, buddy!!

CPCC · 1 January 2009, 10:53 AM

Bisquitlips · 14 January 2009, 04:14 AM

1 January 2009, 04:36 AM	#3
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,940	And a very Happy New Year to you, too, Frans. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

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1 January 2009, 09:28 AM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	You are a funny tosser, Frans.....but a tosser nevertheless!! Happy New Year to you and your loved ones, buddy!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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1 January 2009, 04:27 AM	#1
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Thanks for all your e-mails! Dear friends, Because we are slowly nearing the years’ end, I want to thank all that have sent me e-mails this past year. First of all thanks to the one who sent me the e-mail about the fact that rat’s piss is made to use the glue on envelopes, now I have to use a wet sponge with every letter I want to seal! All my life savings are gone because I gave it all away after receiving the e-mail about that very ill child, I guess you know the one, who’s dying for the 1,387,667th time in hospital. But my luck will change very soon now, when I receive the $15,000 from Bill Gates and Microsoft because of my participation in their special e-mail project. Also I will receive the half of $7,000,000 I will get from a Nigerian bank clerk because one of my namesakes there was suddenly killed in a tragic car accident. Nor need I worry about my soul, I have 363,214 little angels taking care of me. I also learned that my prayers are only heard if I send my e-mails to seven friends whilst a make a wish within 5 minutes. I also stopped drinking Coke because it dissolved coins and removes tough stains. I will never go to a gas station anymore without a friend accompanying me so that no crazy axe-killer will sneak on the back-seat while I’m pumping gas. And no free samples in shopping malls because they are made to drug people so that they can be robbed or raped. No more phone calls for me! Because when I answer my phone, someone will ask my to dial in #198# and after that I will receive the mother of all phone bills with calls to Nigeria, Tajikistan and Jamaica! If you don’t pass this message through to 144,000 other people, a huge bird with a diarrhoea problem will land on your head and all the flies in your neighbourhood will pay you a long visit. BTW, do you know that after long research, a South African scientist has discovered that people of low IQ that haven’t had sex in a long time always keep clutching their mouse while they read their messages! Don’t let go of that mouse now, it’s too late anyway! A happy 2009! __________________ Member# 127

1 January 2009, 04:34 AM	#2
JF23 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: S Florida Posts: 1,899	Goodstuff Frans!

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figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	I'm glad those e-mails changed your life! Happy New Year!

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