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Old 28 March 2006, 02:57 AM   #1
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My New Remote Control.

I have done away with regular remotes as I am always losing them down the sofa.
And you can have the extra fun of inserting your own battery.

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Old 28 March 2006, 03:03 AM   #2
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I was just at Radio Shack and they didn't offer me that model.
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Old 28 March 2006, 03:50 AM   #3
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Nice arrangement of the buttons. LOL
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Old 28 March 2006, 03:53 AM   #4
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That remote does look incredible, but I bet it doesn't listen very well
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Old 28 March 2006, 03:56 AM   #5
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It's the old saying, CJ. No matter how hot she looks, there's someone somewhere who's sick of putting up with her shite. LOL
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Old 28 March 2006, 03:58 AM   #6
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It's the old saying, CJ. No matter how hot she looks, there's someone somewhere who's sick of putting up with her shite. LOL
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Old 28 March 2006, 04:00 AM   #7
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It's the old saying, CJ. No matter how hot she looks, there's someone somewhere who's sick of putting up with her shite. LOL
You can show me the hottest girl you've ever seen, and I can show you a guy who tired of F------ her I'll bet I can also show you someone willing to put up with a little sh*t, too
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Old 28 March 2006, 04:05 AM   #8
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You can show me the hottest girl you've ever seen, and I can show you a guy who tired of F------ her I'll bet I can also show you someone willing to put up with a little sh*t, too
Maybe tired of her, but the actual act itself I would think.
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Old 28 March 2006, 04:06 AM   #9
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BTW/ keep responding to this so I can keep opening this thread.
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Old 28 March 2006, 04:25 AM   #10
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You guys are all sick buggers....thinking of deflowering that innocent little girl!!
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Old 28 March 2006, 04:25 AM   #11
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You guys are all sick buggers....thinking of deflowering that innocent little girl!!
Sorry JJ, but there are no pics of sheep playing with a TV.
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Old 28 March 2006, 04:38 AM   #12
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You guys are all sick buggers....thinking of deflowering that innocent little girl!!
Bro, by the looks of her, I'll bet she's more deflowered than a garden in the desert
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Old 28 March 2006, 05:41 AM   #13
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I tried one of those remotes before, FAULTY
The MUTE button, useless, the more I pushed the louder it got
BRIGHTNESS, didn't do a thing ( but do we want this remote to get any brighter??)
and for some reason, it kept jumping to channel 69
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Old 28 March 2006, 05:42 AM   #14
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You guys are all sick buggers....thinking of deflowering that innocent little girl!!
For JJ, we need to add a sheep wig & more fur on the back
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Old 28 March 2006, 06:03 AM   #15
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Bro, by the looks of her, I'll bet she's more deflowered than a garden in the desert
Something tells me that under that G string is something that resembles a used catchers mitt.
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Old 28 March 2006, 06:03 AM   #16
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I have done away with regular remotes as I am always losing them down the sofa.
And you can have the extra fun of inserting your own battery.

I just wanted to have the pic on page 2 also, sorry.
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Old 28 March 2006, 06:59 AM   #17
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Something tells me that under that G string is something that resembles a used catchers mitt.
Mud flaps that say "stay back" on them
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Old 28 March 2006, 08:55 AM   #18
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Something tells me that under that G string is something that resembles a used catchers mitt.
It probably looks like a piece of medium-well roast beef You can bet it doesn't look like this

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Old 28 March 2006, 09:19 AM   #19
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Paul, you are bad!! LOL!!
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Well we can see now who has the dirty minds,JJ if I was you mate stick to the sheep.We more mature folks are getting our minds corrupted by this lot.
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Old 28 March 2006, 06:58 PM   #21
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Well we can see now who has the dirty minds,JJ if I was you mate stick to the sheep.We more mature folks are getting our minds corrupted by this lot.
Agreed, Padi....let's BAN the whole bloody lot of them!!
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