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Old 21 May 2019, 05:17 AM   #1
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This message is written in perfect swenglish.

What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom?

Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional
photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.
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Old 21 May 2019, 05:23 AM   #2
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Old 21 May 2019, 05:36 AM   #3
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Old 21 May 2019, 05:36 AM   #4
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I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man
Floating down canal
It doesn't use numbers or moving hands
It always just says "now"
Now you may be thinking that I was had
But this watch is never wrong
And if I have trouble the warranty said
Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On
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Old 21 May 2019, 05:37 AM   #5
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Old 21 May 2019, 07:05 AM   #6
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Old 21 May 2019, 07:20 AM   #7
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X2!
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Old 21 May 2019, 07:44 AM   #8
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Old 21 May 2019, 07:46 AM   #9
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Only you Jocke...
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Old 21 May 2019, 11:33 AM   #10
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Wife got a kick out of that one !
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Old 21 May 2019, 07:47 PM   #11
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Old 21 May 2019, 08:09 PM   #12
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Old 23 May 2019, 03:12 AM   #13
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Old 31 May 2019, 01:20 AM   #14
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No wonder he found a new woman. Look at the state of that 'fridge!
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Old 31 May 2019, 07:35 AM   #15
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Old 31 May 2019, 11:17 AM   #16
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Old 31 May 2019, 12:16 PM   #17
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Now that’s funny...


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Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Old 3 June 2019, 12:43 PM   #18
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Wow, a woman scorned!
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Old 13 June 2019, 12:00 PM   #19
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Damn... that would be scary opening the fridge door!
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Old 17 June 2019, 06:54 AM   #20
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Old 25 June 2019, 10:19 PM   #21
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Old 5 July 2019, 07:53 PM   #22
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This seems like something my ex would do lol
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