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13 February 2009, 10:10 PM
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A man walks into the madams den.
A man walks into a brothel goes to the desk and talks to the madame. "I've got £50. What can I get for that?"
"We offer the best deals in town" she replies, "For £50 you can go to Room 1" The guy goes to the room and finds a gorgeous blond. He gets down to business and leaves well satisfied. Next day he goes back "I've only got £20 today." he says. "For £20 you get Room 2" she tells him He goes into the 2nd room where there's a pretty ropey redhead "Oh well not bad for twenty quid" he thinks to himself as he's sh#gging her senseless. Next day the guy goes back "Me again what can I get for £10?" he asks "Room 3" she says pointing down the corridor. In the room he finds a PIG! "Well its only £10" he thinks, strips off and sh@gs the pig. By now his funds are running very low. He returns to the brothel "I've only got £5 - can I have anything for that?" "Hmmm... You've been a good customer this week so I can let you go to room 4 for £5." she decides. Off he goes. The room is full of chairs so he sits down and then he realises he is watching a live sex show with a guy trying to screw a chicken. "That's disgusting" he says to the bloke next to him. "You should of been here yesterday mate - there was a guy screwing a pig.
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13 February 2009, 11:19 PM
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14 February 2009, 01:22 AM
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14 February 2009, 07:31 AM
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14 February 2009, 10:27 AM
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14 February 2009, 11:06 AM
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14 February 2009, 06:32 PM
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15 February 2009, 08:44 AM
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15 February 2009, 04:43 PM
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16 February 2009, 02:44 AM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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17 February 2009, 04:14 AM
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17 February 2009, 07:03 AM
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