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Old 16 February 2009, 09:42 PM   #1
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A lady walks into a bar

A lady walks into a bar and walks up to the first man she sees and asked, "I'll give you £500.00 if you can make my rhyme rhyme with yours..."

Well the guy thinks why not, how hard can it be? "OK", he replied.

"If my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?" The lady waits for an answer. "Well you got me...Here..",says the old man in anger. So he gives her the £500.00.

She walks up to the next man and asked him, "I'll give you £500.00 pounds if you can make your rhyme rhyme with mine. Wanna try?"

He says "Sure little lady..."

"Okay...if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?"

The guy thought about it and can not figure it out for anything...So he then gives her the £500.00. Well she goes to every man in the bar until she gets to the last man and asked "if my pussy was out to sea how would you bring it back to me?"

The guy looked at her and laughed and says, "If that shall ever come to pass I'll put my balls upon your ars#, turn my dick into an oar, and paddle your pussy back to shore."
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Old 17 February 2009, 02:31 AM   #2
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