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Old 27 November 2023, 02:54 AM   #31
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Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
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Old 6 December 2023, 09:24 AM   #32
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What goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and soft? GUM
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Old 12 December 2023, 06:34 AM   #33
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what did the evil chicken lay? Deviled Eggs
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Old 20 December 2023, 05:58 AM   #34
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Bono and Edge walk into a bar
The bartender says, "Not U2 again"
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Old 21 December 2023, 08:37 AM   #35
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What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college?

Bison.
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Old 23 December 2023, 10:56 AM   #36
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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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Old 26 December 2023, 08:39 AM   #37
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I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg.

I'll let you know.
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Old 27 December 2023, 01:45 AM   #38
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I was washing the car with my son the other day when my wife angrily shouted at me that I should be using a sponge.
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Old 31 December 2023, 08:37 AM   #39
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I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my
Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.
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Old 2 January 2024, 02:02 AM   #40
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Wife: I'm pregnant
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm dad!
Wife: No, you're not
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Old 6 January 2024, 03:54 PM   #41
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Me: Your mother's been living here for 5 years, don't you think it's time she got a place of her own?
Wife: My mother? I thought she was your mother!
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Old 8 January 2024, 03:27 AM   #42
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I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my
Hispanic friends.

It means a lot to them.
I think this is a great joke but I've tried to use it a few times now and all I'm getting are akward "that's nice" etc. Sheesh.
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Old 12 January 2024, 08:30 AM   #43
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Why did the spider cross the street?
To get to the next website.
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Old 12 January 2024, 09:08 AM   #44
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When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft.

I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Good one.
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Old 24 January 2024, 12:26 AM   #45
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dad joke
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Old 24 January 2024, 07:34 AM   #46
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I was on Amazon the other day and ordered both a chicken and an egg.

I'll let you know.
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Old 29 January 2024, 11:32 PM   #47
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I so love this thread...
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Old 31 January 2024, 09:08 AM   #48
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I so love this thread...
eh, this thread is a joke.
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Old 31 January 2024, 09:11 AM   #49
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eh, this thread is a joke.
Yes it is...and it cracked me up.
Just what I needed

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Old 31 January 2024, 03:56 PM   #50
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Yeah, I love telling dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs!
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Old 2 February 2024, 04:18 PM   #51
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You can't run through a campground you can only ran. Because it's past tents.
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Old 4 February 2024, 12:16 AM   #52
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Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.
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Old 4 February 2024, 01:22 AM   #53
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A termite walks into a bar and Askes; Is the bartender here?
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Old 4 February 2024, 08:28 PM   #54
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Our family recently found out that grandpa's addicted to Viagra.
Grandma's taking it pretty hard.
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Old 8 February 2024, 12:30 AM   #55
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Ha-Ha lol
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Old 21 February 2024, 10:08 PM   #56
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I’ve started investing in stocks: Beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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Old 28 February 2024, 10:24 AM   #57
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What pronouns does chololate use?

Her/She
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Old 29 February 2024, 11:11 AM   #58
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eh, this thread is a joke.
ba-dum, tss
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Old 29 February 2024, 01:53 PM   #59
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I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card fell out.

The cashier said, “Never mind.”
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It goes back four seconds.


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