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Old 3 November 2009, 04:16 AM   #1
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Icon9 I think my wife is cheating on me....

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the street. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. I checked again to see what time it was. It was at that moment, looking at my Daytona, that I noticed a chip in the crystal.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I send it to an RSC?
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:18 AM   #2
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Oh man, a chip in the crystal! That wouldve made me more upset than the other stuff.
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:27 AM   #3
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Lol at the end of your story! Not funny if the thing about your wife is true.
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:29 AM   #4
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is ur daytona more important than your wife?
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:30 AM   #5
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needs to be in the jokes section.
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:32 AM   #6
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A chip in the cystal is worse than a little extra marital activitie, although, I'd put a chip into that guy's cystal...
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:36 AM   #7
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Sounds like you need a new wife and a new Crystal....Good luck
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:37 AM   #8
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Sounds like you need a new wife and a new Crystal....Good luck
X2 if that's the case
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:46 AM   #9
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Sounds like you need a new wife and a new crystal....good luck
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Old 3 November 2009, 04:57 AM   #10
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I think you'll get most of us on this tale.
Who goes through life w/o having been BETRAYED by a cherished one at least once.
I hope your dissertation is one of folly and not a true scene.
My empathic propensity was enkindled.
What kind of motorcycle?
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:10 AM   #11
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Your wife's name isn't Crystal is it?
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:12 AM   #12
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Trade them BOTH in for new ones!
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:14 AM   #13
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Did you just discover that there intraweb?
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:15 AM   #14
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You can live with the wife, I would get the crystal fixed though.....
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:21 AM   #15
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OMG! Well the crystal will be the easiest and cheapest to fix...... Good luck with your repairs!





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Old 3 November 2009, 05:28 AM   #16
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I think you'll get most of us on this tale.
Who goes through life w/o having been BETRAYED by a cherished one at least once.
I hope your dissertation is one of folly and not a true scene.
My empathic propensity was enkindled.
What kind of motorcycle?
What kind of motorcycle?

touche!

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I really don't mean to poke fun at the misfortunes of other.

If all is as you say you need to get both to the AD for a service.
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:31 AM   #17
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Perhaps should be in the Joke Forum - whaddya think?
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Old 3 November 2009, 05:32 AM   #18
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Reverse it and flip it.

Time to take your motorcycle out with a chick....just a fun-ride out in the wee hours of the night.

During the day, Tell her you need to drop off at RSC to crystalize your Daytona.....

Viola, you have acquired 2 sets of new sensations - visually and physical satisfaction at one go.....

One thing though: Do confirm if those girlfriends are indeed true....if they are.....get a Biker Pillion Guy for company!
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an oldie but a goodie!!!!
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touche!

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Old 3 November 2009, 06:15 AM   #21
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I take it that he is joking.....got me for a minute there.

I hope the crystal is not really chipped

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Old 3 November 2009, 07:53 AM   #22
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Perhaps should be in the Joke Forum - whaddya think?
Kinda gives the plot away putting it at the "Jokes" forum. Don't ya think?
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Old 3 November 2009, 08:32 AM   #23
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Kinda gives the plot away putting it at the "Jokes" forum. Don't ya think?
Yes. But that's where it belongs.
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Old 3 November 2009, 09:43 AM   #24
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Your wife's name isn't Crystal is it?
Now that was funny!!
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I guess choices are in order!!! LOL!!!
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