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figbo · 30 December 2009, 12:17 AM

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"I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor.

"Has she started to neglect you?"

"Not at all," the dejected man replied.

"She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss.
My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook,
the house is always neat, and she keeps the kids out of my hair.
She even lets me choose the television shows we watch, or says she has a headache."

"So what's the problem?"

"Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but at night,
when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers,
'Die! Die, you son of a bitch!'"

Ashley · 30 December 2009, 06:04 AM

Uh oh, he better look out!!

sleddog · 30 December 2009, 07:36 AM

Could be a problem!!

pz93c · 30 December 2009, 09:06 AM

JJ Irani · 30 December 2009, 10:20 AM

swatty · 30 December 2009, 02:17 PM

Don't eat the mushrooms

idk01 · 4 January 2010, 02:53 PM

TSW · 18 July 2011, 08:58 PM

:)))

johnbeth · 18 July 2011, 09:05 PM

30 December 2009, 12:17 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Losing my wife's love -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor. "Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied. "She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss. My shirts are always ironed, she's a great cook, the house is always neat, and she keeps the kids out of my hair. She even lets me choose the television shows we watch, or says she has a headache." "So what's the problem?" "Maybe I'm just being too sensitive," the husband ventured, but at night, when she thinks I'm sleeping, she puts her lips close to my ear and whispers, 'Die! Die, you son of a bitch!'" __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

30 December 2009, 07:36 AM	#3
sleddog TRF Moderator & 2025 Titanium Yacht-Master Patron Join Date: Jul 2007 Real Name: Rob Location: Nearby. Posts: 24,933	Could be a problem!! __________________ He who wears a Rolex is always on time, even when late!! TRF's "After Dark" Bar & Nightclub Patron-Founding Member..

30 December 2009, 10:20 AM	#5
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18 July 2011, 08:58 PM	#8
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30 December 2009, 06:04 AM	#2
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