ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

Sam · 25 August 2005, 11:00 AM

Now this is some exquisite timepiece, no?

What's this world coming to. They actually pay Google for the ad for HMP Watches. Know what HMP stands for? Hoes, Money, Power....nice, huh?

JJ Irani · 25 August 2005, 11:40 AM

LMAO! They actually make such watches!!!

Sam · 25 August 2005, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LMAO! They actually make such watches!!!

Yep....

http://www.hmpwatches.com/index_home.aspx

Check out their "erotic collection".

JJ Irani · 25 August 2005, 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

Yep....

http://www.hmpwatches.com/index_home.aspx

Check out their "erotic collection".

Interesting, but they seem to have run out of ideas....too damn monotonous!!!

Sam · 25 August 2005, 11:59 AM

Hey, I don't make em!

JJ Irani · 25 August 2005, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam

Hey, I don't make em!

I know...but you wished you did, uh? (wink, wink)

padi56 · 25 August 2005, 04:58 PM

Looks like they are made in the famous horology city of Wongtyme China.And
seems to have a nice steady, but thrusting beat.

Uncle-AJ · 25 August 2005, 05:31 PM

If you ask me it looks like a bit of a cock up.

25 August 2005, 10:31 PM

If you get that one with the alarm complication, it chimes every hour saying, "me rove you rong time!"

padi56 · 26 August 2005, 12:13 AM

Would that be a Juicy Lucy watch with alarm complication

26 August 2005, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by padi56

Would that be a Juicy Lucy watch with alarm complication

If it's "juicy" Lucy Liu, then I'll gladly buy two!

padi56 · 26 August 2005, 12:57 AM

Very nice must say I have aways liked Asian Women,especially Filipino
nurses must be the uniform.

mamas · 26 August 2005, 03:48 AM

Patek phillipe made some similar wrist pornography too..called the erotic watch.. again how very tasteful! a copy of playboy would be cheaper (and the women better looking.)
mamas

JJ Irani · 26 August 2005, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uncle-AJ

If you ask me it looks like a bit of a cock up.

OMG, Adrian, I just fell offa my chair!! That was funny!!

JJ Irani · 26 August 2005, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mamas

Patek phillipe made some similar wrist pornography too..called the erotic watch.. again how very tasteful! a copy of playboy would be cheaper (and the women better looking.)
mamas

Interesting you should mention that, Mamas. Not too sure about PP, but I know for certain that Ulysse Nardin came out with one couple fornicating on the face of the dial on the hour every hour.

The Sultan of Brunei's brother loved the watch so much, he bought TEN....and guess what? At USD 750,000 EACH, totalling a sum of USD 7.5 million for the lot!! Sheeeesh....

25 August 2005, 11:00 AM	#1
Sam Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Texas Watch: Yes...too many!!! Posts: 426	Move over Rolex! Now this is some exquisite timepiece, no? What's this world coming to. They actually pay Google for the ad for HMP Watches. Know what HMP stands for? Hoes, Money, Power....nice, huh?

25 August 2005, 11:40 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	LMAO! They actually make such watches!!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

25 August 2005, 04:58 PM	#7
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,016	Looks like they are made in the famous horology city of Wongtyme China.And seems to have a nice steady, but thrusting beat. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 August 2005, 05:31 PM	#8
Uncle-AJ "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Real Name: Adrian Location: Bolton, UK. Watch: Daytona 116520 Posts: 6,844	If you ask me it looks like a bit of a cock up. __________________ A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.........Segal's Law Member #10

26 August 2005, 12:13 AM	#10
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,016	Would that be a Juicy Lucy watch with alarm complication __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 August 2005, 11:59 AM	#5
Sam Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Texas Watch: Yes...too many!!! Posts: 426	Hey, I don't make em!

25 August 2005, 10:31 PM	#9
Atomic Guest Posts: n/a	If you get that one with the alarm complication, it chimes every hour saying, "me rove you rong time!"

26 August 2005, 12:57 AM	#12
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,016	Very nice must say I have aways liked Asian Women,especially Filipino nurses must be the uniform. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

26 August 2005, 03:48 AM	#13
mamas "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 792	Patek phillipe made some similar wrist pornography too..called the erotic watch.. again how very tasteful! a copy of playboy would be cheaper (and the women better looking.) mamas

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)