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Old 18 January 2010, 12:26 AM   #1
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My living will>>>>>>

Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said
to them, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens,
just pull the plug."

They got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my beer.
They’re such assholes.

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Old 18 January 2010, 01:06 AM   #2
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I can relate to that
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Old 18 January 2010, 02:52 AM   #3
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Old 18 January 2010, 02:53 AM   #4
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That was great!
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Old 18 January 2010, 03:00 AM   #5
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Old 18 January 2010, 06:04 AM   #6
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Old 18 January 2010, 07:46 AM   #7
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Old 18 January 2010, 07:53 AM   #8
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Old 18 January 2010, 08:11 AM   #10
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Old 20 January 2010, 04:26 AM   #11
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Very funny!!!
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