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Old 5 February 2010, 04:03 PM   #1
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Ed and Dorothy

Ed and Dorothy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels
for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few
miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when
they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Dorothy to dance clubs,
restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that
Dorothy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed
better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship,
Ed took Dorothy to a fine restaurant. While having c*cktails and waiting
for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with
you.
I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the
next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life
changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut. I
play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep,
and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem, for us, you'd better
say so now!"
Dorothy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a
problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we're
being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last
five years I've been a hooker."
"Oh wow! I see," Ed replied. He looked down at the table, and was
quiet for a moment, deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's
probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the
ball."
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Old 5 February 2010, 04:10 PM   #2
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funny!
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Old 5 February 2010, 04:28 PM   #3
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Thanks Dave, have just passed this on to a good buddy who is a golf nut!
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Old 6 February 2010, 01:21 AM   #7
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Very funny!!!
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Silly Ed!!!
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