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Safetrends · 6 February 2010, 05:23 AM

A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie.
The ticket agent asked,
"sir, what's that on your shoulder?"

the old farmer said,
"that's my pet rooster JJ. Wherever i go, JJ goes."
"i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent.
"we can't allow animals in the theater."
the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed JJ down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater.

He sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge.

The movie started and JJ began to squirm.
The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so JJ could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"marge," whispered mildred.
"what?" said marge.
"i think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"what makes you think so?" asked marge?
"he undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered mildred.
"well, don't worry about it", said marge..
"at our age we've seen 'em all"
"i thought so too", said mildred,
"but this one's eatin' my popcorn!!!

TSW · 6 February 2010, 05:27 AM

ParisDakarBmw · 6 February 2010, 05:29 AM

That was great!

rfknauss · 6 February 2010, 06:10 AM

Dave, that was funny!

hbbfam · 6 February 2010, 07:29 AM

What are the odds of finding someone with a rooster named J.J?

idk01 · 6 February 2010, 10:28 AM

Safetrends · 6 February 2010, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hbbfam

What are the odds of finding someone with a rooster named J.J?

Junior Johnson???

STEELINOX · 6 February 2010, 10:38 AM

swatty · 6 February 2010, 11:26 AM

JJ Irani · 6 February 2010, 01:22 PM

limbo · 6 February 2010, 05:15 PM

Andad · 6 February 2010, 05:19 PM

Thanks dear, I had forgotten that one.

Lion · 7 February 2010, 02:15 PM

Very good!!!

pz93c · 8 February 2010, 11:46 AM

Always funny.

azone5 · 15 February 2010, 12:52 PM

Good one!!!

6 February 2010, 05:23 AM	#1
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	Popcorn & JJ A farmer decided he wanted to go to town and see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?" the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster JJ. Wherever i go, JJ goes." "i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "we can't allow animals in the theater." the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed JJ down his overalls. Then he returned to the booth, bought a ticket, and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge. The movie started and JJ began to squirm. The old farmer unbuttoned his fly so JJ could stick his head out and watch the movie. "marge," whispered mildred. "what?" said marge. "i think the guy next to me is a pervert." "what makes you think so?" asked marge? "he undid his pants and he has his thing out", whispered mildred. "well, don't worry about it", said marge.. "at our age we've seen 'em all" "i thought so too", said mildred, "but this one's eatin' my popcorn!!!

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