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RALBulldog · 11 February 2010, 06:42 AM

A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer.
The doctor gave the man some medical advice, then turned back to his conversation with the lawyer and grumbled, "I hate it when people seek free advice from me at parties."

The lawyer replied, "I know just what you mean. It happens to me all the time."

"How do you handle it?", asked the doctor. "It seems rude not to answer a question when you are asked for advice during a social function."

"It's easy, I just send the person a bill for my time" replied the lawyer.

"That's good," said the doctor. "I'll have to remember that."

The doctor went home and thought about writing a bill to the man who asked about the ulcer, but when he woke up the next day it had already slipped his mind.

The previous night's events came rushing back to the doctor the next day, however, when he opened his mail. In it, he found a bill for $500 from the lawyer for "Consultation Services Rendered."

AJC · 11 February 2010, 08:53 AM

youch

onkyo · 11 February 2010, 09:01 AM

Lion · 11 February 2010, 01:31 PM

Typical.....

limbo · 11 February 2010, 08:00 PM

JJ Irani · 12 February 2010, 03:07 AM

rfknauss · 12 February 2010, 05:44 AM

ParisDakarBmw · 12 February 2010, 06:05 AM

Good one!

brkanand · 12 February 2010, 07:21 AM

Any lawyers here to defend themselves?

RALBulldog · 12 February 2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by brkanand

Any lawyers here to defend themselves?

Consider it self-deprication. The guy who posted it is a lawyer (me

)

- Ryan

Bisquitlips · 12 February 2010, 11:47 AM

idk01 · 14 February 2010, 09:00 PM

I'll have to remember this one

11 February 2010, 06:42 AM	#1
RALBulldog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Watch: as I disappear! Posts: 68	How do you handle it? A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to handle his ulcer. The doctor gave the man some medical advice, then turned back to his conversation with the lawyer and grumbled, "I hate it when people seek free advice from me at parties." The lawyer replied, "I know just what you mean. It happens to me all the time." "How do you handle it?", asked the doctor. "It seems rude not to answer a question when you are asked for advice during a social function." "It's easy, I just send the person a bill for my time" replied the lawyer. "That's good," said the doctor. "I'll have to remember that." The doctor went home and thought about writing a bill to the man who asked about the ulcer, but when he woke up the next day it had already slipped his mind. The previous night's events came rushing back to the doctor the next day, however, when he opened his mail. In it, he found a bill for $500 from the lawyer for "Consultation Services Rendered."

11 February 2010, 01:31 PM	#4
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