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seedgun · 17 February 2010, 03:19 AM

A man and women get married many years ago. On their wedding night after a fitfull romp she says that will be $20. The man thought it a bit odd but went with it, this pattern continued for 30 years.

Suddenly out of the blue the mans Company downsized and let him go. He came home to his wife, distraught and in tears. "What are we going to do"? I'm 56 years old and no one is hireing- we shall surely go broke and die destitute.

The women smiled and told him not to worry. How he asked? let me show you, and with that she pulled out a ledger. In this book is a list of everytime we have made love, I put the $20 in the bank after each time and when the account would get to $1000 I'd buy mutual funds, and now look, the balance is over $3 million.

The man was stunned, but he soon started to sob uncontrolably , "what is the matter dear, why aren't you happy"?

The man replied- If I'd known what you were doing, I'd have given you all my business !!

Rebel · 17 February 2010, 03:43 AM

rfknauss · 17 February 2010, 04:15 AM

brkanand · 17 February 2010, 04:46 AM

hmm..

Dr. Robert · 17 February 2010, 05:10 AM

hilarious!

idk01 · 17 February 2010, 04:34 PM

limbo · 17 February 2010, 09:10 PM

Lion · 18 February 2010, 02:32 AM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 18 February 2010, 03:08 AM

17 February 2010, 03:19 AM	#1
seedgun Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Andy Stone Location: ill.,Jeyll Is,Stl Watch: All of them! Posts: 188	A long marriage A man and women get married many years ago. On their wedding night after a fitfull romp she says that will be $20. The man thought it a bit odd but went with it, this pattern continued for 30 years. Suddenly out of the blue the mans Company downsized and let him go. He came home to his wife, distraught and in tears. "What are we going to do"? I'm 56 years old and no one is hireing- we shall surely go broke and die destitute. The women smiled and told him not to worry. How he asked? let me show you, and with that she pulled out a ledger. In this book is a list of everytime we have made love, I put the $20 in the bank after each time and when the account would get to $1000 I'd buy mutual funds, and now look, the balance is over $3 million. The man was stunned, but he soon started to sob uncontrolably , "what is the matter dear, why aren't you happy"? The man replied- If I'd known what you were doing, I'd have given you all my business !!

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