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17 February 2010, 09:16 AM
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Medical machine 18+
Tesco installed a medical machine that for £5 and a urine sample, would diagnose any medical condition. When Jim went with a sore elbow,the computer printout read "You have tennis elbow, soak it in warm water and avoid heavy work for two weeks. Impressed Jim wondered if he could fool the machine, he mixed tapwater with dog poo, urine samples from his wife and daughter and then pleasured himself into the mixture. When he tipped it into the machine the next day, the printout read: 1. Ur tapwater is too hard use softener. 2: Ur dog has ringworm giv it antibiotics. 3: Ur daughter is on cocaine get her to rehab. 4: Ur wife is xpecting twins not yours get a lawyer. 5: If u keep playing with yourself ur elbow won't get better. Thank you for shopping at Tesco.
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17 February 2010, 09:25 AM
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Real Name: Joshua
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17 February 2010, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Dave
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17 February 2010, 09:23 PM
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17 February 2010, 11:57 PM
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TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron
Join Date: Jul 2007
Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
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 Classic!
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18 February 2010, 12:42 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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Location: a praire in AZ
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Crackup !
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18 February 2010, 02:12 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
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Very good!!!
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18 February 2010, 02:59 AM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
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Hell, the machine could diagnose a tosseer!! 
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18 February 2010, 04:54 AM
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18 February 2010, 04:56 AM
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Real Name: Paul
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