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RALBulldog · 18 February 2010, 05:31 PM

A young man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment.

The young woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replied, "I just bought this state-of-the-art Rado watch and I was testing it."

Intrigued, the woman said, "A state-of-the-art Rado watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," the man explained.

"What's it telling you now?", she replied.

The young man paused for a second then answered, "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggled & replied, "Well it must be broken then, because I can assure you that I am wearing panties!"

The man looked down at his watch and smiled, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"

limbo · 18 February 2010, 07:45 PM

idk01 · 19 February 2010, 01:36 AM

Timber Loftis · 19 February 2010, 02:39 AM

Rado!

JJ Irani · 19 February 2010, 02:43 AM

Lion · 19 February 2010, 02:44 AM

Very good!!!

rfknauss · 19 February 2010, 07:25 AM

Sweramic · 19 February 2010, 07:27 AM

Goooooood one!

datejust1 · 19 February 2010, 07:27 AM

ahhahahhahhahaa

Ashley · 19 February 2010, 09:17 AM

Safetrends · 19 February 2010, 09:18 AM

That was JJ's pick up line at the bars, however it did not work.

The GMT Master · 19 February 2010, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safetrends

That was JJ's pick up line at the bars, however it did not work.

So THAT's why he hates RADO - who'd have thought it?

18 February 2010, 05:31 PM	#1
RALBulldog "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Kentucky Watch: as I disappear! Posts: 68	Per COSC Spec. (18+ if you're super-sensitive) A young man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive young woman. He gave her a quick glance, then casually looked at his watch for a moment. The young woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replied, "I just bought this state-of-the-art Rado watch and I was testing it." Intrigued, the woman said, "A state-of-the-art Rado watch? What's so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," the man explained. "What's it telling you now?", she replied. The young man paused for a second then answered, "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties..." The woman giggled & replied, "Well it must be broken then, because I can assure you that I am wearing panties!" The man looked down at his watch and smiled, "Damn - this thing must be an hour fast!"

19 February 2010, 01:36 AM	#3
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	__________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

19 February 2010, 02:43 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

19 February 2010, 02:44 AM	#6
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

19 February 2010, 07:25 AM	#7
rfknauss 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Real Name: Richard Location: Macungie, PA Watch: 5513 Sub, LV Sub Posts: 14,497	__________________ *"Few things in life give man as great a pleasure as wearing a Rolex!"* TRF's "AFTER DARK" Bar & NightClub Patron

18 February 2010, 07:45 PM	#2
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19 February 2010, 02:39 AM	#4
Timber Loftis "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Jon Location: Chicago Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z Posts: 2,857	Rado!

19 February 2010, 07:27 AM	#8
Sweramic "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Europe Watch: Movies Posts: 4,531	Goooooood one!

19 February 2010, 07:27 AM	#9
datejust1 Banned Join Date: Sep 2009 Real Name: G Location: N/A Watch: N/A Posts: 6,042	ahhahahhahhahaa

19 February 2010, 09:17 AM	#10
Ashley "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Real Name: Ashley Location: Calgary Posts: 6,967

19 February 2010, 09:18 AM	#11
Safetrends Banned Join Date: Oct 2009 Real Name: David Walz Location: San Diego CA USA Watch: my hand. :) Posts: 9,156	That was JJ's pick up line at the bars, however it did not work.

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