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19 February 2010, 02:23 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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The Sheepman!! LOL!!
A SCOTSMAN walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep." Cheers - JJ 
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19 February 2010, 02:25 AM
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Very funny!!!
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19 February 2010, 02:31 AM
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This couldn't have come from a better tosser!
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19 February 2010, 02:44 AM
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19 February 2010, 02:45 AM
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19 February 2010, 03:59 AM
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hilarious!
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19 February 2010, 05:11 AM
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19 February 2010, 06:32 AM
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19 February 2010, 06:54 AM
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You owe me a new keyboard,old tosser!
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19 February 2010, 07:11 AM
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JJ, for a tosser, your jokes are pretty good!
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19 February 2010, 07:18 AM
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How appropriate!!!
Are we speaking in first person JJ??? hahahaha |
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19 February 2010, 04:19 PM
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Classic one JJ
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20 February 2010, 10:07 AM
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20 February 2010, 02:08 PM
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20 February 2010, 02:11 PM
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20 February 2010, 07:55 PM
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Not funny AT ALL JJ.
 
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20 February 2010, 07:56 PM
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classic
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20 February 2010, 08:00 PM
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I loved that joke.....not offended at all (being a Scotsman)
Very funny :) |
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20 February 2010, 08:13 PM
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Quote:
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20 February 2010, 09:19 PM
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Grew up Rutherglen/Cambuslang and now live just outside Hamilton :)
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21 February 2010, 01:20 AM
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To funny thanks for that JJ
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