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Alcan · 30 December 2006, 10:26 PM

A guy staggers home after closing the bar, throws up in the front foyer, trips over a coffee table and smashes a lamp, knocks all the pictures off the wall on his way upstairs, and finally passes out on the bed.

The next morning he wakes up with the king of hangovers and spots a breakfast tray on his bedside table. It has aspirin, his favourite breakfast, fresh cut flowers in a vase, and the morning paper. Not exactly the wakeup he was expecting.

Confused, he spots his teenage son and calls him in.
"Who did this?"
"Mom did"
"but didn't I wreck the place last night?"
"Yup"
"Then how come this deluxe treatment?"
"Apparently when she was undressing you to put you to bed she was trying to get your pants off, and you kept mumbling "Cut it out, Lady, I'm married"

President · 30 December 2006, 11:30 PM

That's nice AND funny. Yay!

JJ Irani · 31 December 2006, 04:07 AM

sevoguy · 31 December 2006, 07:25 AM

Good one

Sevoguy

TARDIS · 31 December 2006, 02:39 PM

Two Scots, Archie and Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.

"Och, it's all going grand" says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even my stag night." Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt!" exclaims Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that, and what's the tartan?"

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white."

JJ Irani · 31 December 2006, 02:48 PM

padi56 · 31 December 2006, 10:35 PM

30 December 2006, 10:26 PM	#1
Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	Coming home II A guy staggers home after closing the bar, throws up in the front foyer, trips over a coffee table and smashes a lamp, knocks all the pictures off the wall on his way upstairs, and finally passes out on the bed. The next morning he wakes up with the king of hangovers and spots a breakfast tray on his bedside table. It has aspirin, his favourite breakfast, fresh cut flowers in a vase, and the morning paper. Not exactly the wakeup he was expecting. Confused, he spots his teenage son and calls him in. "Who did this?" "Mom did" "but didn't I wreck the place last night?" "Yup" "Then how come this deluxe treatment?" "Apparently when she was undressing you to put you to bed she was trying to get your pants off, and you kept mumbling "Cut it out, Lady, I'm married" Last edited by Alcan; 30 December 2006 at 11:48 PM..

31 December 2006, 04:07 AM	#3
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31 December 2006, 02:39 PM	#5
TARDIS "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Real Name: Steve Location: Queensland, AUST Posts: 2,003	Och away with ye! Two Scots, Archie and Jock are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all going grand" says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even my stag night." Archie nods approvingly. "I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock. "A kilt!" exclaims Archie. "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that, and what's the tartan?" "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white." Last edited by TARDIS; 31 December 2006 at 02:41 PM.. Reason: New thread

31 December 2006, 02:48 PM	#6
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

31 December 2006, 10:35 PM	#7
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30 December 2006, 11:30 PM	#2
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	That's nice AND funny. Yay!

31 December 2006, 07:25 AM	#4
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