Dirty Talk.

[SeaGoer]

A 12 year old boy asks his Grandfather, "Grandpa, how often do people have sex?" The Grandpa answers, " Well, it depends on how old you are. Teenagers and people in their 20's probably do it several time a night, as you get older it slows down. 30-40 year olds probably do it a couple of times a week." The boy asks, "Well, how often do you and Grandma do it?" He answers, "At our age, we only have oral sex". The 12 year old says, "Yuk. How do you do that?. Grandpa answers, "Well, your grandma goes to her room and goes to bed. Then I go to my room and go to bed. She yells out "Screw you!" and I yell back "Screw you, too!", then we go to sleep.


Happy New Year all!

[padi56]

Originally Posted by SeaGoer

A 12 year old boy asks his Grandfather, "Grandpa, how often do people have sex?" The Grandpa answers, " Well, it depends on how old you are. Teenagers and people in their 20's probably do it several time a night, as you get older it slows down. 30-40 year olds probably do it a couple of times a week." The boy asks, "Well, how often do you and Grandma do it?" He answers, "At our age, we only have oral sex". The 12 year old says, "Yuk. How do you do that?. Grandpa answers, "Well, your grandma goes to her room and goes to bed. Then I go to my room and go to bed. She yells out "Screw you!" and I yell back "Screw you, too!", then we go to sleep.


Happy New Year all!

Dirty Words.

An old married couple was sitting in their rocking chairs enjoying a beautiful sunset when the old man looked at his wife and said "f#ck you!"

A few minutes passed when the woman turned and said the same thing to her husband.

After about half an hour of this the old man said "I'll never understand why kids today like this oral sex so much!"

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[JJ Irani]