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astcell · 2 January 2007, 10:55 PM

... A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback.

They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

Langnam · 2 January 2007, 10:57 PM

LOL!!

President · 2 January 2007, 10:58 PM

Ha! Ha! ROFL

Otis · 2 January 2007, 10:59 PM

Hey! I resemble that remark!

padi56 · 2 January 2007, 11:37 PM

steve-o · 2 January 2007, 11:41 PM

Awwwwww........

mailman · 3 January 2007, 12:34 AM

JJ Irani · 3 January 2007, 04:36 AM

Hippity hop, uh?

2 January 2007, 10:55 PM	#1
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Woman seeks Aussie virgin... ... A woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he is still a virgin. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get."

2 January 2007, 10:59 PM	#4
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3 January 2007, 12:34 AM	#7
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3 January 2007, 04:36 AM	#8
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