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23 March 2010, 02:56 AM
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Fondly Remembered
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Seniors in love!! LOL!!
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.' Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. 'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.' She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive if the ice cream van hadn't come along.' 
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23 March 2010, 02:57 AM
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23 March 2010, 02:57 AM
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23 March 2010, 03:01 AM
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23 March 2010, 03:01 AM
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23 March 2010, 03:35 AM
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23 March 2010, 03:52 AM
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23 March 2010, 04:00 AM
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23 March 2010, 05:34 AM
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What a way to go...with a smile on your face!
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23 March 2010, 05:37 AM
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23 March 2010, 05:37 AM
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LMAO!!!
You better stop making fun of old people, Sonny! I'll get the Grey Panthers to pay you a visit. Rafael's a member, you know! 
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23 March 2010, 07:02 AM
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23 March 2010, 07:40 AM
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23 March 2010, 11:45 AM
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Very funny
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23 March 2010, 11:46 AM
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Now that one was good!
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23 March 2010, 12:19 PM
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23 March 2010, 12:58 PM
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23 March 2010, 01:26 PM
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Miss you JJ Wash out this tired notion that the best is yet to come |
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23 March 2010, 03:47 PM
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24 March 2010, 07:16 AM
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Yikes!!!
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