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Old 27 March 2010, 12:17 AM   #1
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Japanese hotel services

A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ..

Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called

down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises.



'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the

hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your

purposes.'



Sceptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted

$15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine

started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out

his head and surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut

of his life.



Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read,

'Manicures, $20.00'.

'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands

into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen

seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.





The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service

Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'



The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped

his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.

When the machine started buzzing, the guy let

Out a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it

shut off.



With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender

unit......which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

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Old 27 March 2010, 12:25 AM   #2
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Old 27 March 2010, 12:31 AM   #3
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Old 27 March 2010, 01:53 AM   #4
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those Japanese....so clever
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Old 27 March 2010, 03:06 AM   #5
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They really do have some crazy vending machines over here though.
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Old 27 March 2010, 05:37 AM   #6
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Ouch!



The lesson learned here is "Beware when it's cheap!"
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Old 27 March 2010, 02:29 PM   #7
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Old 27 March 2010, 02:52 PM   #8
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Old 28 March 2010, 12:26 AM   #9
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