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9 September 2005, 10:20 AM
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Your Dad is fishing on the Nipigon river.
A guy is very distrustful of computers especially when his friend says that a computer is amazing and has real insight.
"Ask the computer any question you like." "OK where is my father at this present moment?" Computer clicks away and say: "Your father is presently fishing for salmon on the Nipigon River." "See," he says, " I knew computers were totally fake. My father is right now having a beer in Vancouver." "OK OK don't give up this machine KNOWS! Try again and this time ask why it said: 'Your father is fishing for salmon on the Nipigon River'." He asks the computer. Click click whirll whirll. Computer: "The man you think is your father is drinking beer in Vancouver. Your father is fishing for salmon on the Nipigon River." |
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9 September 2005, 11:18 AM
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LOL! Good one, Eric.
 
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9 September 2005, 11:21 AM
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The harsh realities of the real world.
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9 September 2005, 11:35 AM
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LOL! That one's right up there with the Kmart urine test machine!
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9 September 2005, 12:12 PM
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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9 September 2005, 10:33 PM
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10 September 2005, 02:04 AM
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10 September 2005, 02:59 AM
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10 September 2005, 03:05 PM
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OMG!! LOL!!
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