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browngo1 · 17 June 2010, 02:56 AM

A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.

Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy sod! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!'

I thought 'Women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms 'Shove off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'.

After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us.

I have attached a picture of the new lawnmower below. I hope it comes through OK.

Safetrends · 17 June 2010, 02:59 AM

2th Dr · 17 June 2010, 06:41 AM

Hah!

Dr. Robert · 17 June 2010, 06:43 AM

Lion · 18 June 2010, 01:03 AM

You're on your own with that one!!! LOL!!!

DSJ · 18 June 2010, 03:24 AM

I put it on Facebook for my neighbors!

Prince · 18 June 2010, 03:34 AM

You are a credit to husbands everywhere, Gordon!

Chipmunk · 18 June 2010, 03:52 AM

JJ Irani · 18 June 2010, 04:07 AM

sleddog · 18 June 2010, 12:58 PM

What a loving husband!!!

swatty · 18 June 2010, 01:01 PM

TRW · 18 June 2010, 01:04 PM

that is freakin hilarious!

Hooper · 18 June 2010, 11:12 PM

Thats hilarious

17 June 2010, 02:56 AM	#1
browngo1 "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Real Name: Gordon Location: Irvine, Scotland Watch: SS DJ, SS GMTIIC Posts: 339	Look after your wife! A couple of weeks ago, I was sitting on the patio, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. Cheryl from next door saw us and was so upset that she came over and yelled at me....'You lazy sod! Sitting there drinking beer while your poor wife pushes that ancient lawn mower around! Get up off your backside and give her a break!' I thought 'Women!' Took another swig from my stubby, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my sunnies, stared directly at this nosey cow and told her in no uncertain terms 'Shove off and mind your own business. My wife has green fingers, and she really enjoys gardening'. After a few days I felt really bad , so I went out and bought her a ride-on mower to show my sensitive side. I am so proud of the deal I got. I am also proud that my wife can now sit down while mowing the lawn. Yes guys , after all we should take good care of our wives ... that way maybe they will take good care of us. I have attached a picture of the new lawnmower below. I hope it comes through OK. __________________

18 June 2010, 01:03 AM	#5
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18 June 2010, 03:24 AM	#6
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18 June 2010, 03:34 AM	#7
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17 June 2010, 02:59 AM	#2
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17 June 2010, 06:41 AM	#3
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18 June 2010, 01:01 PM	#11
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18 June 2010, 01:04 PM	#12
TRW Banned Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Tim Location: tennessee Watch: 16623 YM Posts: 3,630	that is freakin hilarious!

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