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Old 19 June 2010, 10:38 AM   #1
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Geography of a Woman & a Man

Geography of a Woman
Between 18-22 a woman is like Africa...half discovered, half wild, fertile & naturally beautiful.
Between 23-30 a woman is like Europe. Well developed & open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31-35 a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed & convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36-40 a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm & desireable place to visit.
Between 41-50 a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious & all conquering past.
Between 51-60 a woman is like Israel...has been thru war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61-70 a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70 she becomes Tibet...wildly beautiful, w/ a mysterious past & the wisdom of the ages...an adventurous spirit & a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The Geography of a Man
Between 1-80 a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
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Old 19 June 2010, 10:41 AM   #2
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OOHHH Canada...
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Old 19 June 2010, 09:34 PM   #4
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Very good!!!
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