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21 June 2010, 01:38 AM
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Satan goes to church
One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in the tiny town of Johnstown got up early and went to the local church. Before the service started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from the evil incarnate.
Soon everyone is evacuated from the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, "Hey! Don't you know who I am?" The man replied, "Yep, sure do." Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" "Nope, sure ain't," said the man. Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, "Why aren't you afraid of me?" The man calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 35 years." |
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21 June 2010, 01:59 AM
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Awesome!!!!
 
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21 June 2010, 03:12 AM
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and I was married to his other sister
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21 June 2010, 11:40 PM
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Very good!!!
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24 June 2010, 03:55 AM
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Nice!
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24 June 2010, 03:56 AM
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24 June 2010, 04:03 AM
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24 June 2010, 07:45 PM
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28 June 2010, 03:12 AM
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