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Old 22 July 2010, 03:37 AM   #1
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Married for 50 years!

A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal !!!
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Old 22 July 2010, 03:47 AM   #2
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A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..'
Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal !!!

Why do you always have to tell us stories about your life and times, you old geezer!
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Old 22 July 2010, 03:51 AM   #3
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Why do you always have to tell us stories about your life and times, you old geezer!
Shoot,I thought it was your life!!
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Old 22 July 2010, 03:54 AM   #4
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Shoot,I thought it was your life!!
Actually, it just about IS!

We celebrated our 42nd anniversary last April 20th. We don't sit around at the breakfast table nude any more, though. Discretion is the better part of valor nowadays!
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Old 22 July 2010, 04:35 AM   #5
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Actually, it just about IS!

We celebrated our 42nd anniversary last April 20th. We don't sit around at the breakfast table nude any more, though. Discretion is the better part of valor nowadays!
If I put all 4 marriages toguether,I'll beat your 42 by a landslide!!
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Old 22 July 2010, 04:47 AM   #6
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If I put all 4 marriages toguether,I'll beat your 42 by a landslide!!
Yeah, but I mean ONE CONTINUOUS marriage - no stopping and starting again!

And you can't count that little blonde cave girl you had a crush on back in the Neolithic period, either.
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Old 22 July 2010, 05:05 AM   #7
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Yeah, but I mean ONE CONTINUOUS marriage - no stopping and starting again!

And you can't count that little blonde cave girl you had a crush on back in the Neolithic period, either.
She was a true blonde,ya know?
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Old 22 July 2010, 05:22 AM   #8
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She was a true blonde,ya know?
I'm sure you made that determination. After all, you're a 100%, full-blooded...




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A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.'
'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago..'
'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times..'
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'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal !!!
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