Child's view of Grand Parents

[Iron Dealer 1]

"Retarded" grandparents...

After Christmas, a teacher asked her third-graders how they spent their holidays
>away from school. One child wrote the following:
>We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They
>used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona.
>
> Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
>They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they
>don't know who they are anymore.
>
> They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it
>fixed because it is all okay now. They do exercises there, but they
>don't do them very well. There is a pool, but they all jump up and down in it with hats on.
>
> At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in
>it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out
>and go cruising in their golf carts.
>
> Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat the same thing
>every night
>-- early birds.
>
> Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The
>ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.
>
> My grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his
>retardment, and she says I should work hard so I can be retarded
>someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the
>doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

[figbo]

Sounds like the story of a retarded mod from st. Augustine to me!

[Lion]

Very good!!!

[rfknauss]

[Prince]

Originally Posted by figbo

Sounds like the story of a retarded mod from st. Augustine to me!

Bite me, you old codger!!!