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Fang · 26 July 2010, 01:33 PM

Faith Healing

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV.
The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set,
place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they
wanted to be healed.

Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her
right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was
causing her great pain.

Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV and placed his right hand on the set
and his left hand on his private parts.

Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it, do you??!!
The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, NOT to raise the DEAD!!!

sleddog · 26 July 2010, 01:36 PM

blackmsport · 26 July 2010, 02:52 PM

sh!t it's funny

JJ Irani · 26 July 2010, 03:49 PM

swatty · 26 July 2010, 07:05 PM

limbo · 26 July 2010, 08:59 PM

Dr. Robert · 27 July 2010, 01:29 AM

kenhiraihnl · 27 July 2010, 04:16 AM

rfknauss · 27 July 2010, 09:19 AM

Lion · 28 July 2010, 01:08 AM

Very funny!!!

26 July 2010, 01:33 PM	#1
Fang Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Malaysia Posts: 83	Problems of growing old - Faith Healing Faith Healing Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on TV. The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her great pain. Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV and placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his private parts. Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it, do you??!! The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, NOT to raise the DEAD!!!

26 July 2010, 01:36 PM	#2
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26 July 2010, 02:52 PM	#3
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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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